www.shadowhostage.tumblr.com/fanfiction The Lost Thoughts

manicpixiedreamcthulhu:

literally the BEST part of mary poppins is when all the chimney sweeps are running round the house bein like ‘step in time!!!!’ and then the mother comes home w her suffragette sash and all the sweeps r like ‘VOTES 4 WOMEN STEP IN TIME’ it makes me laugh so much bc imagine being mr banks and there being a big fuckin suffragette/working class pride parade in ur goddamn living room


When I see attractive men:

Oh my gods, marry me.
Or fuck me. Either works.


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I forgot how sexually attracted I am to Blade.



But I didn't like the host...
Anonymous

Which one?


seraphica:

Blackboard Bon Mots [via]


The problems of writing

clevergirlhelps:

  • Having a Beginning
  • Having an Ending
  • But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
  • HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
  • WHAT IS A PLOT
  • WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
  • WHAT IS WRITING

And most importantly:

  • HOW DO I TITLE

FRIENDS


misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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summersinthesky:

icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

Shit


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Gods I’m so fucking sexy.


frayofsherwood:

Sometimes I want to do things, but that involves putting on more clothes than I’m willing


catsbeaversandducks:

Post-it Notes Left on the Train

Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

Via My Modern Metropolis 


essentialasair:

Don’t mind me, I’ve just had this FUTURE REUNION gifset idea in mind for the better part of a week now, and I finally made it.


Make me cry in six words or less.


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Tired and sore and really just want someone to come cuddle and take a nap with me.