www.shadowhostage.tumblr.com/fanfiction The Lost Thoughts
Reblog / posted 7 hours ago with 2 notes

Why are you doing this to me. A girl just wants to see her alien boyfriend.


Reblog / posted 7 hours ago with 1 note

Ugh I just want to play Mass Effect. Why you being so stupid xbox?


Sick of fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminists like you
Anonymous

dajo42:

dajo42:

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

THANKS FOR INADVERTENTLY GIVING ME THE COOLEST TITLE EVER

I’M GONNA PUT THIS ON MY ABOUT ME PAGE

i’m not even gonna respond to the hateful part like you surely know you’re trash already i’m just gonna proudly be a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

i’m assuming everybody who gave this notes also identifies as a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist and is equally confused as to which of the many possible meanings the title could be referring to


fuckyeahswordoftruth:

katekorinthos:

Legend of the Seeker. One of my favourite TV series..

Bridget Regan embodies Kahlan Amnell.

fuckyeahswordoftruth:

katekorinthos:

Legend of the Seeker. One of my favourite TV series..

Bridget Regan embodies Kahlan Amnell.


catsfurever:

can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”


Just spent an hour and a half reading in the shower. What a way to end the day. :)


I’m writing fic on my phone again…shit.


reattachment:

If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go


ominousdeer:

Dragon Mean Age


boneycircus:

team-joebama:

heckboy:

zeldatitsgerald:

beastregards:

another way to ruin a pop classic with teenage angst.  Cyndi Lauper would be turning in her freshly dug grave

ah yEs, those angsty teenage years when overdramatic girls go through that oh-so-trivial phase of believing they deserve fundamental human rights a hah ha *wipes a stray tear of mirth*

Cyndi Laupers not even dead

Cyndi Lauper is a long-time activist for human rights and would most likely be holding the damn sign herself

"It is not a dirty word, "feminism." I just think that women belong in the human population with the same rights as everybody else. … The problem is, "A feminist looks like this, or is like that." We are taught not to like ourselves as women, we are taught what we’re supposed to look like, what our measurements are supposed to be. I never hear what measurements men are supposed to be. Just women.”
  - Cyndi Lauper

boneycircus:

team-joebama:

heckboy:

zeldatitsgerald:

beastregards:

another way to ruin a pop classic with teenage angst.  Cyndi Lauper would be turning in her freshly dug grave

ah yEs, those angsty teenage years when overdramatic girls go through that oh-so-trivial phase of believing they deserve fundamental human rights a hah ha *wipes a stray tear of mirth*

Cyndi Laupers not even dead

Cyndi Lauper is a long-time activist for human rights and would most likely be holding the damn sign herself

"It is not a dirty word, "feminism." I just think that women belong in the human population with the same rights as everybody else. … The problem is, "A feminist looks like this, or is like that." We are taught not to like ourselves as women, we are taught what we’re supposed to look like, what our measurements are supposed to be. I never hear what measurements men are supposed to be. Just women.

  - Cyndi Lauper


hisnameiscaptainjack:

If you don’t think theatre is the best, remember that at Phantom Las Vegas they had a rubber chicken dressed like the Phantom in the orchestra pit and whenever someone screwed up they would throw it at them.

hisnameiscaptainjack:

If you don’t think theatre is the best, remember that at Phantom Las Vegas they had a rubber chicken dressed like the Phantom in the orchestra pit and whenever someone screwed up they would throw it at them.


Reblog / posted 17 hours ago via tjmystic · © annievh with 323 notes

annievh:

REGINA: We need something powerful and magical to defeat the Popsicle Queen.

BELLE: Oh! I know! How about the Holy Grail?

RUMPLE: …

RUMPLE: Oh boy.

BELLE: What? You said it yourself it was one of the most powerful itens you ever acquired.

RUMPLE: Yes…

BELLE: You always…


larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 


englishproblems:

imightbeahorse:

I made a pie chart

This is the kind of math I like.

englishproblems:

imightbeahorse:

I made a pie chart

This is the kind of math I like.


Oh my gods I’m so bored.