How Shadow was Seduced into the Dating Game
  • Attractive Man:
  • Me:Oh dear. I do believe I am officially addicting to hugging you.
  • AM:Lol, I'm 200% okay with that.
  • M:I figured as much. Again, thank you for your patience, it really is one of the most attractive things about you. That and you not only hear what I have to say, you actually listen. Few things are more attractive than that.
  • AM:Well, I have to say that the fact that you want to take it really slow, and the fact that we haven't really talked about what we are yet you told that girl you were technically taken, and also the fact that you told me about it too, just blows me away, and makes me 120% sold on you. That right there meant a lot. And I know I can trust you 200%. That really awesome for once. Never actually had that lol.
  • M:Which is sad and flattering all at once. Part of the reason I've never been in a relationship is because I know I'm going to invest so much of myself into it and honestly, I'd never met anyone that made that fear, that chance of getting hurt, seem worth it. So you really are something special, whether it works out or not, and gods I hope it does, you really are something else.
  • AM:I'll say the same thing exactly. :) and for some odd reason, I think it will work out amazingly if I don't say so myself. And the fact that you would rather hang out in a coffee shop slash bookstore for hours on end, than drunkenly yell "that's my song" at a bar is a bonus lol not to mention, that in a non creepy way, you're everything I've hoped to meet in someone lol
  • M:Oh my gods, so it's not just me. Same, same, same. I just didn't want to scare you off by telling you that. XD
  • AM:Lol that just made me really happy just sayin lol
  • M:8D Oh yes, I could tell you were very happy about the hug. Lol


perpetualvelocity:


Queridos anuncios de cuchillas de afeitar.
Por favor, dejen de afeitar piernas sin pelo, si queréis impresionar, por favor, afeitad a un gorila.


i’m damn sure i saw this post in english once

perpetualvelocity:

Queridos anuncios de cuchillas de afeitar.

Por favor, dejen de afeitar piernas sin pelo, si queréis impresionar, por favor, afeitad a un gorila.

i’m damn sure i saw this post in english once


quentinsucks:

ive got a problem and its called older men


when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row


Reblog / posted 9 hours ago with 3 notes

OH MY GODS. I HUGGED ATTRACTIVE MAN. I FUCKING HUGGED HIM.

Before anyone is all not impressed by this, let me explain. I have horrid social anxiety. I don’t trust people. I don’t even LIKE people. I absolutely despise being touched. For me to initiate physical contact, no matter how small, is a big fucking deal.

Gods you guys. I could marry this man.


Reblog / posted 1 day ago

I need new falls for EF. Seriously. I wants them.


lordoftheinternet:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

they’re cows


theboywhofangirled:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

theboywhofangirled:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK


morrissarty:

cheeky-jackharries:

avatar-rokuu:

veryscarytwist:

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS 

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AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THISimage

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

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